I could do the gag about this being Birmingham burning in the distance, but the situations in London and Birmingham are just too depressing to joke about.
We were in London at the weekend and it was lovely. We were talking about how we’d like to live there. But tonight, I’m very glad to be in sleepy Leicestershire and have the chance to go and watch the sunset on Beacon Hill in complete peace.
Barnaby Nutt 
Live in London, you've got to be joking! Did you ever try to ride a bike there? It takes an hour to get into the lanes (if you make it to them in one piece), no you are better off where you are! Oh, and by the way, you've a very creative eye for a picture.
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